I want my money back. - Kirby 5-Star

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

I want my money back.

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

I will personally see that you get your full 0.00000000000000 dollars back ASAP because at K5S, the customer's voice matters to us. Thank you.

-- Edited by DestinyGuy on Thursday 9th of April 2009 08:30:30 PM

CRAZ1ah · Nano-Nano nano da!

Question from K5S staff
Why does this forum not amaze you? Would you consider yourself a very normal not crazy person? Because if you do then your actually calling yourself crazy for saying that this forum is NOT!

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

In order to improve our services in future transactions, please answer the following questions.

1. How would you rate your overall experience in K5S? (Please check one.)

A. Excellent.
B. Very good.
C. Good.
D. Kinda good.
E. Only a little bit good.

2. What forums appeal to you most? (Please check all that apply.)

A. Entrance Gates
B. 5-Star Office
C. 5-Star Hall
D. 5-Star Meadow
E. 5-Star Cafe
F. 5-Star Event Station
G. 5-Star Gallery
H. Cross Stitch (you are an idiot.)
I. Random

3. What forums appeal to you least? (Please check all that apply.)

A. Entrance Gates
B. 5-Star Office
C. 5-Star Hall
D. 5-Star Meadow
E. 5-Star Cafe
F. 5-Star Event Station
G. 5-Star Gallery
H. Cross Stitch
I. Random

4. How did you discover K5S? (Please check one.)

A. Online Ad
B. Magazine
C. Friend
D. Other (Please Specify:) ____________________

5. How likely are you to recommend K5S to others? (Please check one.)

A. Extremely likely
B. Very likely
C. Pretty likely

D. Likely

6. How can we improve K5S in the future? (Please check all that apply.)

A. ban a member(s) (Please specify:) ____________________
B. Start more forums (Please specify:) ____________________
C. Get rid of all the current forums
D. Hire an entertainer (Please specify:) ____________________
E. use an integrated universal trinity system for superior data management
F. Get moar mudkipz

G. Ditch them mudkipz

H. Same amount of mudkipz!

I. Maybe a different color of mudkipz?

J. Smaller mudkipz

K. Hawter mudkipz

L. Other (Please specify:) ____________________

7. What is your favorite color? (Please check one.)

A. Blue

B. Green

C. Red

D. Fruity rainbow sherbert rainbow sorbet surprise rainbow happy snacktime rainbow fun!™

E. Gray

F. Grey

G. Dark grey

H. Dark gray

I. Black

J. Other (Please specify:) ____________________

8. Can we trust your opinion? (Please check all that apply.)

A. I'm a legally insane serial killer, have over twenty restraining orders and am banned from entering over six countries!
B. Back in my day, there were no colors!
C. I asked my doctor. He said no.
D. I liek munkees!!

E. Yeah, I just have to get my brain out of this jar real quick.
F. Yes.

G. What was the question?
H. Other (Please specify:) ____________________

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Your voice is important to us, and we hope to use this information to serve you better in the future. thank you.

[Edit:] This survey is in a beta phase, so new questions may be added when deemed appropriate. Thank you for your patience.

-- Edited by DestinyGuy on Friday 10th of April 2009 04:20:28 AM

CRAZ1ah · Nano-Nano nano da!

^What my pardnar said!

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

Attention K5S members: We are aware that some customers are reporting disagreeable insects in their meals. It is our experience that these insects accompany our diners to K5S in their cars and are in no way the fault of K5S. We are unable to verify the presence or absence of condiments on burgers and cannot provide replacement condiments to our users. Doing so might result in an unscrupulous customer receiving extra pickles and ruining the eating experience for everyone. Customers who's claims differ from this description should be satisfied that a lapse in food integrity due to the recent elasticity failure has been fixed due to the replacement of the beta rubberband with the original rubberband, which has been patched and entered into a beta trial phase for testing of the patched band. Thank you for your patience and enjoy your meal.

pikaby · Welco Metot Henex Tlevel

WAT

O_O

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

What have I done...

pikaby · Welco Metot Henex Tlevel

You have just exited the Random forum of K5S. We look forward to your next visit!

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

DG's now CRAZ, and Pikaby's lost it...

Johnny, Toadster, HELP ME!

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

It has come to my attention that some K5S customers have been surprised by what they refer to as "What have I done". Although these members imply that there is an aspect of unnecessary formality in our transactions, it is K5S customer service policy to be polite and we wish we could hold other businesses to our standard of fairness. If you are not satisfied by this explanation, please refer to our customer satisfaction survey to help us improve our services in the future. It is located in the I want my money back section of our site, located here. Thank you.

toadster101 · The one and only Uncle Toadstie.

*sits back on reclining chair, with a pipe in mouth*

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

I'm not shocked or amazed, I'm just scared.

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

Due to the latest statement from a customer who will remain anonymous, I have looked over the previous official statements by K5S moderators on this thread and have found nothing particularly frightening or threatening. K5S would like to extend an apology to those frightened by our services while we revise our policy. Thank you.

[Edit:] Update: A new customer service policy has been completed and entered into beta phase. Meanwhile, please tell us how we can improve our policy in one of the following ways:
1. Via our award winning customer service survey™
2. Using the K5S contact us feature accessible via the K5S Private Messaging™ (PM) system
3. By emailing our customer service team, who's office is also open Monday - Friday, 10 AM - 5 PM and 10 AM - 12 PM on Saturdays.
4. Or, simply leave a comment on the I want my money back thread on our site located here

Thank you for your time and we appreciate your patience while we upgrade our company policy.

Update: The description of the Random™ board has been updated in order to provide members with appropriate warning. We hope this will resolve any previous problems with said forum. Thank you.

-- Edited by DestinyGuy on Friday 10th of April 2009 10:05:13 PM

CRAZ1ah · Nano-Nano nano da!

Would you want some fries with that???

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

I would like to elaborate on Craz's offer by informing you that K5S does not serve french fries but "fries", the difference being that french fries are made with potatoes. Fries can be made with any starchy tuber and hot oil. At K5S we are constantly developing new and exciting fries. If you refer to official K5S policy, you will see that potatoes are never mentioned in connection with our fries. In addition, our fries are currently in a closed beta and not yet ready for public consumption. After our fries have been thoroughly tested and meet our trademarked high standards, we will release our fries to you. You're gonna love 'em.

-- Edited by DestinyGuy on Saturday 11th of April 2009 01:10:00 AM

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

If only you could see me. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying.

I love you guys!

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

We at K5S do not understand love but do have an understanding of making people cry. Therefor, we have decided to cancel our beta policy and revert to previous K5S policy, under which members can be demoted or banned for not making Pokefreak cry.
Additionally, our "fries" are now ready for consumption not due to an increase in fry quality but on account of the lapse in food safety in what is now current K5S policy. A list of ingredients is not available at this time, but we guarantee these fries will shock and amaze you, or your money back. You're gonna love 'em.

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

Why do you do this to me!? I'm scared!

And those fries taste lile sh*t.

Destiny Guy · I think I have a girl in my avatar about 95% of the time.

Shouting angers the filet o' fish.

pikaby · Welco Metot Henex Tlevel

-- Edited by pikaby on Saturday 11th of April 2009 01:44:30 PM

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

Have I gone mad!?

toadster101 · The one and only Uncle Toadstie.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Pokefreak113 · Stab my eye. I dare you. I DARE YOU!

And now.... something that is really ****ed up.

OH, GOD, THIS FORUM IS SO ****ING AWESOME! I COULD BEAT MY MEAT TO IT! HRRRRRGH! BUUUIIIRRRRGH!

toadster101 · The one and only Uncle Toadstie.

Your... meat? (hello)