Directions: Preheat oven to over 9000!!! then walk into the invisible murloc forest. Cook until tired of being murdered by fish men or until golden-brown (the lettuce, I mean).
I use the feet of the people I beheaded in all my self-introduction topics in every forum I've joined. Of course, that's only enough to make 3 cups of the wine.
Then, I force... I mean, ask people to drink a cup. The vic... uhh...person will then spew foam and collapse so I get an extra pair of feet. Repeat this process continuously and you should have enough feet to make a bottle in 7 years.
Oh, and urine from the dead bodies are also used in place of water.
Crossburn's homemade grape wine, a different saltiness guaranteed with each drop.
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