You clearly have not yet experienced this game! I'll do my best to describe it. You are a wormlike creature on a small square "planet" littered with edible objects. You move your head with one thumbstick, and butt with the other. You can move them away from each other to stretch your body longer, or push them down to shrink. You basically go around pressing L2 to eat stuff and get bigger, and R2 to poop stuff out. This is important, because if you eat another Nobi Nobi Boy, they're gonna wanna be pooped out, even though you can manipulate your captive's body somewhat by moving or flying (did I mention you can fly?). If you get eaten by somebody you can sometimes escape or even rip their butt off if you are forceful enough. They will then have to eat their own butt to re-grow.

The goal? To mess around. That is the beauty of Nobi Nobi Boy.

-- Edited by DestinyGuy on Wednesday 20th of May 2009 07:42:13 PM

Maybe I am. But that's really how this game works. Look it up.

Joo got a freeeging PS3???

Insane.

For a second there I thought DG had a PS3.
I think I can expect some insane stuff coming from the guy making Katamari. Same company who made Muscle March too, incidentally.