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johnny139


Greengle is being the strongest Greengle in the Mother Russia!

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*close shot of Kirby 5-Star Forums*

"Hmm... evidently, I'm Green. And DG's Blue. And Pokefreak's Ruby. And I'm bored. Maybe I could make some avatars."

IT WAS AN ORDINARY MORNING...

"Guys, look what I made! Avatars! Aren't they grovy?"

UNTIL HE MADE THEM IN HIS IMAGE...

*close shot of Pokefreak113 smiling*

"Dude, you need to read Pokemon Special. It's GREAT."

(OR, WELL, THE IMAGE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY)

"Look, I have a sig and everything! It's SWEET!"

AND DG'S SISTER SHOWED UP

"hai gaiz"

AND **** WENT DOWN.

*blank screen over various shouted, near-unintelligable phrases*

"I AIN'T NO BITCH!"
"*bitchslap*"
"Toadsie's an EXPERT on boobs."
"She's like a twig!"
"RACIST'D!"
"I wish pikaby were here, man..."

NOW, HE'S STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK...

*closeup of Pokefreak113 again, slowly panning backwards to show he's in prison*

"I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY!"

...AND A HARD PLACE!

*closeup of johnny139, made entirely of text, sleeping; slow pan backwards reveals a sexy, underaged textual DG beside him*

"...what the hell just happened!?"

THE STORY OF THREE IDIOTS, A FORUM, AND SOME CRAPPY AVATARS!

*Destiny Guy and Pokefreaka113 are slapping each other*

"MY GIRAFFE!"
"It's MY giraffe!"

*johnny139 rears up like a centaur*

"I attached CRAZ's legs to my body."
"...why?"

*extreme closeup of Blue's boobs*

"She's EXTREMELY underage."
"More cushion for the pushin', am I right?"
"That's entirely irrelevant."
"STRANGLE THEM WITH CHERRY PIES!"
"Also irrelevant."

*DG's sister again*

"hai gaiz"

COMING TO THEATRES THIS FALL - THAT NIGHT, THE MOVIE!

*Pokefreak113 slaps Destiny Guy and johnny139 on the back*

"Dude. Boobs."

RATED R FOR SEXUAL MISCONDUCT AND ****IN' AWESOME, BRAH.



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Destiny Guy


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I am laughing. So hard.

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Pokefreak113


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THAT IS WIN

Based on a true story!

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Destiny Guy


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You now, now that I think about it, I don't see how Johnny is Green. At all.

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johnny139


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Don't start nitpicking the basis of the myth after it's all said and done.

...but I'd call myself Diamond, honestly.

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Well, that puts me in an awkward postion.

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johnny139


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WE HAD TEXT, MAN! IT CAN'T GET ANY MORE AWKWARD!

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It would be more awkward if someone tried to rape me. Oh wait...

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I'm not sorry about that anymore! I did what I did, and I'm proud of it!

So,when can we expect the sequel?

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THAT NIGHT II - This time, it's more personal

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johnny139


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You can't play an adventure like this.

But someday... it'll just happen. Trust me. Someday.

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Well, it'd help if we kept these avatars.

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I'll keep mine. I'll likely swap for a few months. Then we bring them back out, and...

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johnny139


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Yeah, we'll forget about it and YEARS down the line I'll find them in my harddrive and pull 'em out and we'll be like... man... those were the days.

Then we'll cosplay and go on a road trip. DG will be in drag. It'll be great.

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As long as when we get to our hotel at E3 2013, you guys get a separate room from me. Go have text where I can't see it.

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johnny139


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We'll have text RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES.

...

Alright I'm drained. G'night, all... and let the credits roll.

*cue "Don't Stop Believing"*

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Aight. Night, John- I mean, uh... Green.

*the background shows outakes and mine and DG's hidden rape tape*

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You mean that one where Johnny kicked you in the crotch I ran away?

Don't forget the game tie-in, which is entirely text-based.

-- Edited by Destiny Guy on Monday 20th of July 2009 03:00:45 PM

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Wait, aren't you still in Johnny's arms? Dude, get some excercise. Johnny must of dropped you at least once.

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Never.

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Wow. I guess his big textual arms really exist.

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I... Guess they do.

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Johnny, drop DG!

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Hai gaiz

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We included everyone except Toadster.

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