Dear god, how can you even ask that??

Einstein proved that Chuck Norris punches so hard, it changes your DNA so your kids feel it too.

Boobs would win, easily.

toadster101 wrote:

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Boobs would win, easily.

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You're probably the only one who'd vote for boobs

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.

Meh this is a baist poll anyway nano da! :P

You guys talk like Chuck Norris is a demi-god, lol

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.

When god said "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

Chuck Norris>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>captian falcon>worst thing in world
'nuff said, again

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The great wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

When Chuck Norris dives into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 9000.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in under 20 minutes.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 2 pages long, and ended when Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the prologue.

If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, he'd win. Period.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been worthy.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris built Rome in a day.

Anytime someone is elected president of the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House, because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can email a roundhouse kick.

Einstein proved that Chuck Norris can kick you yesterday.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Chuck Norris banned the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. Giant meteor is one of Chuck Norris's many lesser-known names. These also include cancer, bullet and mortality.

Chuck Norris is the only person to win a staring contest against eight different people. At the same time.






Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

PAWNCH!