By running away you acknowledge that 1)You have not been a customer of K5S services for the said application above 2)If you claim to have, you have not paid your bill, and are therefore shoplifting.
DG, how can you be out of material? This topic was just starting to gather the most lulz in the entire Internetz!
If you would please refer to page 317 of the K5S Customer Service Service Provider's Service Guide (K5SCSSPSG) Chapter 29, section 5, you would know that gathering the most "lulz" in the entire "internetz" has never been a goal of ours. In fact, no where in the entire K5SCSSPSG will you see ANY mention of either lulz or internetz.
K5S recognizes that even though it has not been our intention to do so, some of our threads have been generating lulz. However, we are anticipating a drop in lulz due to a shortage in raw materials. We have recently began testing on a new line of lulz which will be compatible with any internetz. We cannot specify a release date for these lulz because our develpment team is off-site, and we wouldn't want to disappoint our customers with a delay. Also, we have recently discontinued our production of "fries". We are happy to announce that we have just "found" several large crates of potatoes, and can now bring you special K5S french fries for a limited time only! (until we run out of potatoes) Thank you for your patience.
We apologize for the inconvenience, but K5S does not serve bergers, which are made from meat, vegetables and grains. We serve only burgurs, which can be made with any starchy tuber and hot oil. If you would have an interest in us serving bergers in the future, please comment in our customer service survey. Thank you for your patience.
-- Edited by DestinyGuy on Thursday 16th of April 2009 12:35:14 AM