Note to self: NEVER EVER order Toadster's special juice.

Pokefreak113 wrote:

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Note to self: NEVER EVER order Toadster's special juice.

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You will receive one packet with every order of Fries™ and French Fries™. Additional packets can be obtained at the condiments bar for no charge!

You can however unlock new condiments over the course of your dining experience by farming for CXP (Condexperience Points), which is done by conquering fellow customers in the new K5S Restaurant Arena system! Every meal comes equipped with a random weapon, out of a possible 25. Simply approach another diner and yell "I CHALLENGE YOOOOO!!!", or flog them from behind for a surprise attack (+50% critical strike, +75% for rogues). Its that easy! With every foe downed, you will receive an amount of CXP appropriate for your skill level in relation to theirs, as well as the equipped weapon. By exploring the vast, vast, vast ,vast realms of the K5S seating area and beyond (Level 10+: supply closet. Level 25+: kitchen. Level 60+: roof. Level 100+: Sulfurous depths of the legendary deep fry vats.) you can unlock the secrets of the forgotten restaurants of ages past! Adventure on quests and buy new equipment and abilities to become the most powerful diner in the history of fast food!

Pirate expansion coming soon!

I can't even think that up... :(

Woot! SHOOP DA WOOP!

...foar lulz.

No u

Oh but you can! Unfortunately, the pirate expansion has been severely delayed due to employee incompetence. The good news is we've just begun development on the Insanity expansion! In this new expansion, you will witness unspeakably terrible things and need to keep an eye on your sanity meter to avoid becoming completely psychotic. The bad news is, we cancelled that too.

The Insanity expansion will feature a disastrous flood of Toadster's Special Juice™

The Insanity expansion wasn't popular with our lawyers, but we fired them, and can now bring you the Insanity Expansion for a low, low monthly fee of $14.99! Former members who do not sign up for the expansion will be unable to participate in any events at K5S restaurants (eating is considered an event) and will fall behind in level to all the customers who upgrade.*

(*K5S does not guarantee your payment will be received and is your responsibility. Players who upgrade may or may not be correctly filed in order to receive Insanity expansion, and all docements are the responsibility of the customer. You may be charged more or less than $14.99 as K5S deems appropriate. Current members will be automatically upgraded. You may opt out at any time by cancelling your subscription. If your subscription is cancelled, you will lose all of your progress and you will continue to be billed until the end of the arena season.*)

(*Arena seasons are 45 years long.)

-- Edited by DestinyGuy on Wednesday 22nd of April 2009 04:27:15 AM

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