WAT again

by cash!

I'm not going to, simple as that. They can't make me.

He know's I'm right.

Wait... I thought tips were banned in the K5B restaurant. It says so right here in the forged Restaurants Act under Section 209(z) Act 2.481

Right joo be

After a slump of inactivity, K5S has received a government bailout and can now make our famous "fries" available for the low, low price of $1.50 or an equivalent value! Unfortunately, the mechanical T-rexasaurus has succumbed to swine flue (h1n1 for you politically correct ba$tards) and thus the STEAMPUNK DINOSAURS expansion and all features thereof are being burned for the safety of our customers. We would also like to remind you that our products contain absolutely no pig or any other animal (and never have).

DG, I dropped my DSi while playing Platinum when I read that.

Tree-flavoured...? Riiiiight...

Pies are not allowed inside K5S locations. If a pie was to contain unwanted ingredients, it would ruin the eating experience for our customers. Additionally, if some customers got pie and others were denied the same opportunity, it would ruin the dining experience of those customers. It is our experience that pies can be very disruptive to our employees, who do not have qualifications to make or serve pie. This is because of the inherent issues in pie integrity, which of course come with the very notion of the making or consuming of a pie and is clearly unavoidable.
Depending how they are served, pie dishes can also be very hazardous. Tins or other disposable dishes are not allows as they might clog trash bins, preventing our other customers of making use of those bins for their intended purpose and ruining their dining experience. Reusable dishes are also barred as they will require immediate washing so as to not make a mess further than what is to be expected by the presence and consumption of pie, and also so as to prevent contamination of other dishes with crumbs.
The consumption of pie is considered dangerous as the contents of the pie may not be apparent when purchasing or slicing pie. Piecrust is not recommended for this reason when making a pie, as the contents of the pie may be unwanted or damaging.
Pie fillings are similarly frowned upon and should be avoided in both the production and consuming of a pie. Since the term "pie filling" does not specify what the pie is actually filled with, the consumer may be unaware of the pie's contents or ingredients. Even the maker of the pie may not be aware of the nature of his/her creation.
Cream, whipped or otherwise, is extremely dangerous. Large amounts of cream can, when inside a person's mouth or throat, be lethal. Cream is also one of the messiest substances on the planet, only several thousand tiers down from nuclear waste. Cream containers are harmful to the environment and can easily clog an entire trash bin.
Pies are an unhealthy food and are hazardous to your health. Avoid the consumption of pie at any cost.

For the possession of a pie, I am going to have to ask you to exit K5S property. If you persist in the wielding of said or other pie(s), you will be entered in the K5S List of Shame, which is on the Wall of Shame. Persons whose names are on the List of Shame are not allowed on the property of K5S, in most cases meaning the interior and area surrounding our restaurant locations. We thank you for your cooperation.

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