*Slash!*

*Head falls on floor*

Good, you're dead.

Now, my dear dead deary dead dearies, let's continue with my introduction.

My name is Crossburn. My usual username in other forums is bahamut4000, but I thought I'd use my CBox nickname this time.

Crossburn is the surname of the main character in a story I've been writing, editing, rewriting, re-editing, rewriting, re-editing and rewriting for the past 4 1/2 years. Further divulging of information regarding the said story is unnecessary and queries are not welcomed. Furthermore, the querers will find something else lopped off their bodies.

I am aware that my current behaviour does not even come close to that of my main character, but hey, I'm only using his last name.

Returning to the topic, I have many rules in my life, some of which will be mentioned here because I can make them up... I mean, remember them here and now.

Rule #1: Anime and video games comes first before anything else.
Rule #2: Never hit a girl first unless Rule #1 is at stake.
Preference #3: I hate Kentucky Fried Chicken. I prefer just Fried Chicken.
Opinion #4: Mosquitoes and houseflies are to be exterminated at any cost regardless of the effects on the ecosystem.
Order #5: You are not to ask any questions if I refuse to answer.
Law #6: You are to kill yourself should you agree with anything I say.
Constitution #7: You are to agree with me on any subject.

Okay... I'm sounding lamer and lamer by the second.

Anyways, hi, everyone! Know that Pikaby and Craz1ah will take responsibility for any insult I direct to anyone.

You people should have rot in hell a million lightyears before you were born!