You all already think I live in some big mansion swimming in a pool of my own game collection :P
That's because you DO. I saw it on your private TV channel right after the documentary about how you sealed Meta-Hitler's soul inside a magic treasure chest at the center of the moon with the amulets of the eight sacred pixie dwarves.
That's because you DO. I saw it on your private TV channel right after the documentary about how you sealed Meta-Hitler's soul inside a magic treasure chest at the center of the moon with the amulets of the eight sacred pixie dwarves.
It's totally already set up to be a game. You spend most of the game searching out the eight pixie dwarves and obtaining their amulets. At the end of each level, you'll beat a boss and then encounter that level's pixie dwarf, who will give you his/her amulet which grants you a new power. Throughout the entire game, you save up insane amounts of wealth in order to launch a rocket to Hitler's moon base. First, you destroy his regular form, and than his meta form.
And then, after you finish playing as me and Uncle Toadstie, the final secret character is unlocked- DG's mom! She's about as strong as Chuck Norris, so it's like a berserk mode kind of thing.