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toadster101


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Microsoft: Boring. 95% of the games show were FPS, and out of those, most were multi platform. Epic fail. Then, they revealed Natal, their Eyetoy rip-off. It looks like a complete and utter joke. Do they honestly think that piece of **** will sell? It looks as unresponsive as ****. 3/10

Sony: A lot of great games were shown. No price drop is surprising. Sony's motion controller looks exactly like Motion Plus. It's pointless. Sony is wasting their time trying to get into the casual market this late in the game. 7.5/10

Nintendo: Amazing games were shown, but it wasn't perfect. There were still too many useless power points and other superfluous nonsense. Cammie, while sounding robotic, redeemed herself from last year. While Mario is great, where's other franchises, like F-Zero, Star Fox, and DK? Seriously. They better at least be getting worked on. 8/10

Best moment: Super Mario Galaxy 2 reveal, Sony making fun of themselves.

Worst moment: Constant slip-ups and stutters by M$ employee's; executive Don *insert last name here* saying "We can now say our platform is complete", with the announcement of Metal Gear for 360.

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Still disapointed for no Pokemon Wii, but Microsoft REALLY screwed up.

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I didn't see Sony, but I loved the Microsoft one. Very entertaining. And they had THE BEATLES.

THE BEATLES.

What did Nintendo have? Those guys who played as Blue Toad and Yellow Toad?

Microsoft had THE BEATLES.

They win.

The end.

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I don't understand how 'hardcore' gamers can slog through FPS after similar FPS. They're all basically the same thing. If they're aiming for realism, even worse, they'll probably even have the same weapons since they're based off real life, forgettable main characters, forgettable stages and environments, and the only thing that sets them apart is their 'graphics'.

Nintendo wins.

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I dunno. I got a lot more "Wow!" out of Microsoft. That Milo thing? Blew me away. Creeped me out. Nintendo had big bouts of boredom tossed about.

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But Nintendo had the better games. According to the types of games that suit my taste anyway.

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Nintendo definitely won E3. They are taking home the E3 FIRST PLACE gold trophy.

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Nintendo managed to redeem itself. Johnny, you do know The Beatles: Rock Band is also coming to the Wii, right?

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Yeah, but I won't get it because I suck at Rock Band/Guitar Hero/DDR/ANY OTHER RHYTHM GAME EVER.

...personally, I find more of the Microsoft games interesting. But that's just me. Like, that Splinter Cell game looks SWEET.

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Well I'm psyched for The Conduit. It comes out in 19 days!

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Same. I hated MP, but the Conduit looks fun.

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The Conduit looks boring.

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Finally the Wii is getting a decent looking shooter. Not including Prime 3. That's not really a shooter.

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johnny139 wrote:

The Conduit looks boring.



You look boring.



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I concur!

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Resident Evil: The darkside chronicles > Conduit deshou!

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Metroid Other M pwns those 2 so hard they run away yelping

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Yeah, but Mario Galaxy 2 pwns Metroid so hard it... it... does something.

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Mario Galaxy isn't a shooter, so you can't really compare it to those 3 :P

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If you can shoot things it's a shooter.

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Shooting Star Bits doesn't count. That's like saying Mario Sunshine is a shooter because you can shoot water around.

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It totally is, though. It's more hardcore than Metal Gear Solid.

...

Wait a minute...

...

METAL GEAR SUNSHINE!

THE INTERNET HAS BEEN WON!

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johnny139 wrote:

If you can shoot things it's a shooter.


And yet you argue that MP isn't an FPS.

 

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'twas sarcasm, mein freuden.

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Because Prime really isn't an FPS. The controls take it out of the category.

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