I don't. I grew up soft with the private schools and the little blazers, you know, and everyone "talked things out," you know? No one ever threw any blows - still to this day, never punched in the face, imagine that. I'm pretty much a pantywaist. I don't say this to be self-deprecating, I just, you know, don't have much of an opinion of myself. I'd much rather be like you guys, you know, bar fighters and big, swinging dicks, takin' care of ****. You know, sadly this is it, you know, it's disgusting - "Thanks, God! Dog-pile of piss-poor physique on top of a small **** and hereditary alcoholism, 'preciate it!" I'm babbling, I do that drunk, please forgive.
I would, but that would probably end up being more confusing and frightening than the current situation. What with the whole "holy crap, how are we touching over teh intrawebz!?" and all that.