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toadster101


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- A lesbian aunt and her girlfriend, that foster two aboriginal teenagers with diabetes
- A diabetic stay at home mom who smokes
- A grandpa that is in better shape than my sister, and still plays Golf at 92
- A sister with almost every disease known to man
- A transexual radio host uncle
- A cowboy actor uncle
- A scam artist uncle that sells used cars on an Indian Reserve
- An uncle that has a mail-order, Russian Bride
- An uncle that nobody has seen in 8 years, and has been divorced three times
- One of the wives of the above uncle who is literally nuts
- A gay brother who moves every year and is a professional waiter
- A grandma that licks her plates clean, and has KFC every second day


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pikaby


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You and I can go on about our families forever, but we both know nothing beats DG's mom. She's like the Chuck Norris of family members.

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johnny139


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Uhh... I only have one grandparent alive, but I still have a great grandmother who travels around the world and has been to every state and stuff.

Does that count?

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My family is not very interesting. Uninteresting, you might even say.

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toadster101


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And of course, me. The crazy nephew who has anger management issues, severe OCD, and nervous twitches.

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Pokefreak113


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I have no clue who anyone on my mom's side of the family is.

"Hi, Uncle Peter!"
"I'm your cousin"

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My family is relatively uninteresting. My paternal side is all broken up(fights over the family fortune), and my mother's side is pretty good, though most like to gossip and get drunk during Chinese New Year. My cousins own a DS Lite, so I have fun. He uses a ton of hax in his Platinum, so I refuse to battle him :P

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My rule is if someone is related to me but lives outside my state, they are probably pure evil. So far, I've been right every time.


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Pokefreak113


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I have the exact opposite rule. If someone related to me lives outside my province, THEY WIN!!!

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I don't have any 'evil cousins' from other states. The one cousin who does live out of state is shy and anorexic

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johnny139


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I don't know anyone who lives out of state and is related to me.

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That's weeeiiird. You're weird. Your family is weird.

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johnny139


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Give or take, yes, yes we are.

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[Click here to start writing your quick reply.]

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CRAZ1ah


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POKEFREAK! Cut the crap and talk about your wierd family deshou!

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johnny139


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Or, cut your weird family and talk about crap.

Post pictures either way.

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There's not much to say, really.

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LET ME SHOOT HIM!!!

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Be my guest.

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Pokefreak113


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NO WON'T LET YOU

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pikaby


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There's not much to say if your family isn't weird.

But we can still talk about DG's mom.

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Who isn't weird.

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toadster101


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Lies.

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Truths.

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