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toadster101


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Lies. X2

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MrSaturn33


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Me:

- A lesbian aunt and her girlfriend, that foster two aboriginal teenagers with diabetes
- A diabetic stay at home mom who smokes
- A grandpa that is in better shape than my sister, and still plays Golf at 92
- A sister with almost every disease known to man
- A transexual radio host uncle
- A cowboy actor uncle
- A scam artist uncle that sells used cars on an Indian Reserve
- An uncle that has a mail-order, Russian Bride
- An uncle that nobody has seen in 8 years, and has been divorced three times
- One of the wives of the above uncle who is literally nuts
- A gay brother who moves every year and is a professional waiter
- A grandma that licks her plates clean, and has KFC every second day


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That's pretty f*cked up. I would talk about my family, but it's a bit too personal, sorry...

 



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Destiny Guy


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Mail order brides are amazingly fuqed up. I can't even imagine living with or around that.

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o_O

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Are you arguing with me? Because that would be interesting.

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johnny139


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I wouldn't mind a mail-order bride. I mean, they're pretty much prostitutes for people who are REALLY lonely. Like, so lonely some random back-alley sex won't suffice.

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What in the world...

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johnny139


Greengle is being the strongest Greengle in the Mother Russia!

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THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

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I'm pretty sure that was what it looked like.

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PERV'D!

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DECLARED EPIC LULZ

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toadster101


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The thing is, he's like, 50, and she's like, 20. Discuss.

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johnny139


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Seems fair. He'll probably die long before her, at least. Then she'll... be past her prime. BUT SHE'LL HAVE MUNIEZ.

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Maybe?

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Yeah probably not.

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Pokefreak113


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Toadster, that's my line!

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Maybe she'll use the money to buy a mail-order bridegroom.

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toadster101


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no u

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We know Pikaby would, move along!

My long-lost uncle who I haven't seen for 12 years is in town. Discuss.

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OMG THAT IS AUSSUM
YOUR AUSSUM
HES AUSSUM
WHAT ELSE IS AUSSUM GUYS

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AUSSUM POSSUM

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The opossum are mediocre at best.

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