... Spare me some riffle bullets!

TELL US DAMMIT

Bastard.

Cut the crap and talk about the pokemon manga you lazy bastard.

I would. But I forgot how to demote people.

It's twitter.

I figured you figured but I figured I'd just help you figure, ya know?

no u

Aight, my comp froze earlier. Here we go again with the manga.

RGB Series:
This follows Red and Green (AKA Johnny), two 11 year old trainers from Pallet Town. They decided to start journies to become the Pokemon Champion at the Indigo Plateau. Along the way, they meet Blue (DG), who is a mischevious trainer, who takes interest in complex things. She swipes Red out of his money, which leads him to not trust her. Team Rocket attacks later, and it's up to Red and Green to stop them.

Yellow Series:
This follows a young girl named Yellow, who seems to share a love interest with Red. When Red comes up missing, she and Blue rally other Gym Leaders to find him. He was actually held captive by the Elite Four.

GSC Series:
This follows a trainer named Gold (Toadster), who tries to bring a criminal to justice. Another trainer, named Silver, had stolen a Totodile from Prof. Elm's lab, and Gold sets out to get it back. His quest later changes to defeating the new enemy, Neo Team Rocket, led by the Mask of Ice. Another trainer named Crystal (Pikaby), who is a capture specialist, is sent by Prof. Oak to capture Suicune and record it's data. Due to the Mask of Ice, AKA Pryce, she ended up helping Gold and Silver, along with the four Kanto trainers, stop Pryce's plan to capture Celebi.

RS Series:
This began with a childhood rivalry. At about age 6, a boy named Ruby (me) attempted to save a girl named Sapphire from a wild Mightyena. Due to her attire, Ruby believed she was a monster, and ran. Five years later, they reunited, without knowing that they already knew each other. They got off to a bitter start, and made an 80-day pact, with which Ruby would conquer each Gym, and Sapphire would conquer every Pokemon Contest. Meanwhile, Team Magma and Aqua are at a fued with Kyogre and Groudon. Ruby and Sapphire eventually help within the crisis, and Ruby get's stabbed in the eye with a sharp rock. Ouch. The two eventually absorb the Red and Blue Orbs, and calm the two tyrants.

FRLG Series:
This traces back to Red, Blue, Green and Yellow. Team Rocket returns and attacks the Sevii Islands, and now Giovanni searches for his long lost son, which ends up being Silver. Red manages to team up with Mewtwo to fight Giovanni and his Deoxys. They manage to win, but he, Green, Blue, Yellow, and Silver are all turned to stone in the process. They are later shipped to the Battle Factory in Hoenn.

Emerald Series (I just started reading this):
An unorthodox boy named Emerald (CRAZ) heads off to the Battle Frontier to capture Jirachi at the request of Crystal. An armoured man, named Guile, is also after it. It is later revealed that he is Archie, Team Aqua's leader. Emerald gains the trust of each Brain, except the Dome Ace Tucker, who mocks him for being a midget. Emerald later recieves direct support from Gold, Ruby and Sapphire, along with Crystal, who were sent to unpetrify Red and the others. Archie manages to get Jirachi, and wishes for a replica of Kyogre to destroy the world. All 10 trainers manage to stop it with their starter Pokemon's elemental Hyper Beams, and kill Archie in the process.

I have yet to read the DP Series or the Platinum Series.

Therefore FAIL

No. I'm the PREZIDENT of Club Serious, biatch >:D

Whoo, I'm smexy and original!